Attractive Woman Haiku: Brittany Athey

Pigtails are awesome.
A celebrity lookalike?
Jessica Simpsonish.

(17 goddamn syllables)

Attractive Woman Haiku: Alix Bromley

The internet meme star.
I will give you two guesses.
As to what is epic.

Attractive Woman Haiku: Ashley Greene

A new Megan Fox?
It doesn't matter really.
Next ones coming soon.

Attractive Woman Haiku: Katy Perry

A hipster doofus?
Sure. But one fact stays true.
Titties is mainstream.

Alice Eve

Real easy on eyes.
Classically trained. A problem?
Nobody likes Baruchel.

A Megan Fox Haiku

Her thumbs are like toes.
When she talks? It kills my soul.
Ridiculous Hot.