Okay, here's the thing.

My erstwhile tag team partner lives in Michigan. He's an awesome "other stuff" guy. He can pick the YouTubes and images as if he was Ozzie Smith.

But somebody? Somebody's too busy trying to better his shit.

He missed out on the Joker Costume worst thief ever. And this? This is frakakta.

DETROIT (AP) - Police say they raided a sex-for-cash party involving 19 adult female prostitutes and two 16-year-old girls, including the hostess's daughter.

Wayne County Sheriff Warren Evans says authorities raided the Detroit home about 4 a.m. Sunday and discovered about 20 adult men, 19 adult female prostitutes, the 39-year-old homeowner, her daughter and another 16-year-old, both of whom were dancing partially nude.

Evans says the men paid a $15 cover charge plus whatever the prostitutes charged for sex. It isn't known whether the underage girls had offered sex for money.

The sheriff says most of the prostitutes and johns were ticketed and released, but the homeowner and three men believed to be involved in operating the party were arrested.

The woman's daughter was taken into protective custody. The other 16-year-old was released to her parents.

Well. See? This is making me feel bad. I had to find this out from not Elvi.

Worst. Take your daughter. To work. Day. Ever.

Old Blog Comment Theatre!

From the post...YIFF IN HELL!!!

well when you say yiff should be banned, your denying peoples rights, specifaccly the right to life liberty and the persuit of happyness (which in fact legalized gay marraige at the time of the writing of the constitution) really i see nothing wrong with this, it's what some people like. I also see that people like you who hate things just because there different and it's not based on there ideals. so they like sex so does everyone else whose human. It's like any fetish like bondage. People like you make me think that some people have no life except to advocate the banning of something that is in reality granted by the constitution.

Sincerely,
J

This has been Old Blog Comment Theatre!

Elvi bettering himself has fucked this blog.

Why Elvi Patterson is a good tag team partner...

Or was? I dunno. Anyway, I occassionally flip through Attack of the Show. Because it's occassionally brilliant. Anyway, there was a clip from YouTube that they aired today on their around the net. It was a loop of a rhyme "Interior Crocodile Alligator, I drive a chevorlet movie theater."

The greatest rhyme ever, am I right? It made #2 on their Around the Net. And clearly, they just discovered it recently. And it does deserve to be shared with the world.

That being said? Elvi Patterson found the magic 9 weeks before they did.

Please come home. Your YouTube skills are too mad.