Showing posts with label Hyperbole. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hyperbole. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Here's something odd about me...

For such a draft nut? I hate hype. I hate players who are the subject of hype. If I can't wrap my head around the potential success? I'm anti-prospect. You kind of saw it with Matt Stafford. You saw me turn heel on Mark Sanchez.

And Stephen Strasberg? I will fucking believe in him when he hits the bigs. Anybody who deigns call him a sure thing is either foolish or willing to bet nobody goes back and reads these things. (I'm looking at you Anonymnous Padres Scout). Baseball Prospectus has their own aphorism that holds sway here.

There is no such thing as a pitching prospect.

Pitchers lose the plate. They lose the power in their secondary pitches. Their shoulders tear and their elbows pop. And even if they can swing the on-field stuff, fate may stop them before they get there. Every team has a pitching prospect that the fans will wonder what might have been. Oakland has the four aces. The Mets have Izzy, Pulse, and Paul. The Braves have Jung Bong.

And I will tell you now, bold prediction. The Naxpos will get Stephen Strasberg for the list.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

30 NBA PREVIEWS IN 30 HOURS!!!

I have decided, I am going to go NBA crazy in the next 30 hours. I am going to do a mass of NBA Posts starting tomorrow at 9 PM Central Daylight Time. 30 Teams. Breaking them down.

It's coming...and it's going to be a large mass of speed, power, and glaring errors. It should be fun for all.

And I may even do a football post too!

Friday, October 10, 2008

The Conferences I have left to finish.

Colonial Athletic (6 teams)
Horizon (8 teams)
Ivy League (7 teams)
Metro Atlantic Athletic (7 teams)
Mid-American (12 teams)
Mid-Eastern (9 teams)
Northeast (9 teams)
Ohio Valley (8 teams)

66 teams. I will get this preview done in time for Midnight Madness. This is my solemn vow.

Update: Down to 50. And 6 conferences.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Hey ESPN?

Seriously, could you slow down about the East Carolina as BCS Contender narrative? It was a good win. Holtz is a good coach. And they had a good game against a team that made a bad roster decision.

However? This game showed many problems. One, this team was turnover prone. A couple of turnovers and a blocked extra point show that this team has certain issues that it needs to work out. And with games against West Virginia, at a team that could turn turnovers into points like N.C. State, and even intra-divisional road games versus Central Florida and Southern Mississippi can take them out.

I know Hyperbole is the baliwick of the Worldwide Leader (remember when April was all about you screaming what's wrong with Sabathia?), but by your same crazy ESPN logic, Buffalo is a BCS contender.

After all? All they have to do is go to Pittsburgh and win and beat Missouri in Columbia. And Drew Willy just might have the horses to do that.

Right Mark May?