Now, on the 0-15 Lions...

Barring a bad turn of events? I will be blogging the game. It will not be a live blog, because I will be watching, rooting, analyzing. Notes and stuff. Sorry the seven people who enjoy it when I cover it live. It is what it is.

That being said? I do not wish the Lions 0-16 for schadenfreude sake. Detroit has a myriad of problems that for wish I would not wish on my worst enemy. But I am a man who loves history. And as we are in uncharted territory? America would be better off for the 0-15 Lions to not land on 1-15 town.

But suffice it to say? Rob Parker has just climbed to the big show of Wimblehack.

If anybody tells you that these last three weeks are a surprise...

They're wrong. Well, they're right. But if you thought that Virginia was fated to go 1-10? You should have known better.

I know, I know. Al Groh was done. Done. They may have been a Division 1-AA contender? But please. They got rolled up on by Duke. This Marc Verica character was useless too.

But then? Cedric Peerman returns. And it's a new world in Charlottesville. Maryland gets their shit rocked. East Carolina gets their shit rocked. And they come back to beat North Carolina. They're 3-1 in the ACC, and seven wins is not an impossibility.

But you know what the watchword is for an Al Groh team? Streaky. Their shit is inconsistent. How many years have they ended their season losing four of five or three of three?

The fact that they're above .500? It's not a miracle.

Just a nearicle.