Showing posts with label Boston Douchebaggery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Boston Douchebaggery. Show all posts

Sunday, May 10, 2009

The Celtics are growing Easier to Hate...

Not for nothing. They still don't have a vintage San Antonio Spurs sort of quality to their hatred just quite yet. But you have the Billionaires Bruce Bowen in Rondo. A mad King in Kevin Garnett. And lest we forget what Big Baby did tonight?

Pie facing a junior high kid? Not cool.

Okay. I get it. You substitute teach in the Junior High and you see tweens at their worst. But you're getting an America that wants to see you lose to the Cavs in five, Celtics fan?

And as @RussBengston shows?



You're rooting for the bad guy.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

You know what?

The Yankees-Red Sox rivalry has just become reigonal.

Huh? I know what you're thinking. Doesn't ESPN push the shit out of this rivalry as if it was the greatest thing ever? Well, yes.

But that being said? For a rivalry game to have National gravitas, there has to be an empathetic team. Or at the very least a super annoying team. This is why UNC-Duke has gravitas.

But now? The Red Sox have the fans from hell, and the Yankees? My dear sweet Yankees?

You keep hitting the Brewers with the screwjob. A part of the Sabathia trade was that the Brewers were going to get a #1 pick to otensibly replace LaPorta.

Bah.

I'm not posting tomorrow. Be Back Friday Afternooooooooooooooooooooooooon!!!

Friday, October 24, 2008

30 Previews in the 30 Hours? Boston Celtics.

Frankly, you know they're going to be good. The only issue? The low post. Garnett may be getting pivot flashbacks of his days in Minnesota. Kendrick Perkins has a chronic shoulder problem. And Glen Davis may be more cult hero than low-post threat.

But there is upside potential. The POB may be more than just a reference to the penis on the back. Bill Walker will explode hearts and knees. If Leon Powe can turn into a full James Posey? They'll play in May.

If not June.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Hey Boston Fan?

What the hell? Papi's already done so much for you, and he's played his ass off through pain this season. So the Sox have shown the heart to come back from seven down. And now that he strikes out, you act like a stereotypical beantowner?

Fuckers don't deserve the dramatic rally.

Get out of the jam J.P.

...I will bitch slap any Red Sock fan who said they knew it all the time.