They have punted until 2010. They are a point guard who got a wicked googily upside his head. A two-guard who is the epitome of overrated hoopster. Hope that Chris Douglas-Roberts hits his upside. A 40 year old Chinaman, and Colussus when the X-Men sequel hits.
Brook always liked the Claremont-Byrne X-Men. So, that being said. They may not be a playoff team this year, but they will not be one of those shitty teams who decide to grind it out.
Remember? I'm a Bucks fan. Scott Skiles is slowly killing me.
Do you understand me now, John Shabe?
Showing posts with label Don't call me Julius. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Don't call me Julius. Show all posts
Friday, October 24, 2008
Sunday, June 29, 2008
I'm not going to hate the player...
But the game that Semi-Pro represents? Is bad. Am I surprised? Not really. I had a free rental and I was gonna take a shot at a miracle.
It didn't come in. Outside of Rob Corddry as the precursor to the modern Tom Brady fan? There was not much comedy. But you want to know the thing that gets me in my sick sad world?
The writer wrote something structually unsound.
I know it seems as if I'm in a thinly veiled satire here, but bear with me.
You see, the big event was a race for 4th place. 4th place got them into the NBA. Not the truth? But still, I was willing to suspend disbelief. It could have been discussed.
HOWEVA, when the Comissioner rolled up in there with his Act II downer moment of saying that the Tropics weren't big enough for Walter Kennedy? It killed all the momentum. Why? 2 reasons.
1. The stakes were effectively lowered to a Mr. 3000 level of drama, and at least in Mr. 3000 it was a story of man vs. team. Here? It just sidetracks everything.
After all, the contract that we were supposed to be on? It was for madcap adventures to get the team in the league. And then it all rolls downhill to just one more game. And therein lies the other problem.
2. Type in www.remembertheaba.com, go ahead, I'll wait. Look for the playoffs in 1975-1976 What do you find? 4 teams made the playoffs? Really? But that means the screenwriter didn't do his research?
Man.
I'm not saying that I should have expected that much, but a cursory look could have told him everything. And you know what? A franchise playing to stay alive would have been awesome.
Oh well. This post deserves a B. The Movie deserves a D.
It didn't come in. Outside of Rob Corddry as the precursor to the modern Tom Brady fan? There was not much comedy. But you want to know the thing that gets me in my sick sad world?
The writer wrote something structually unsound.
I know it seems as if I'm in a thinly veiled satire here, but bear with me.
You see, the big event was a race for 4th place. 4th place got them into the NBA. Not the truth? But still, I was willing to suspend disbelief. It could have been discussed.
HOWEVA, when the Comissioner rolled up in there with his Act II downer moment of saying that the Tropics weren't big enough for Walter Kennedy? It killed all the momentum. Why? 2 reasons.
1. The stakes were effectively lowered to a Mr. 3000 level of drama, and at least in Mr. 3000 it was a story of man vs. team. Here? It just sidetracks everything.
After all, the contract that we were supposed to be on? It was for madcap adventures to get the team in the league. And then it all rolls downhill to just one more game. And therein lies the other problem.
2. Type in www.remembertheaba.com, go ahead, I'll wait. Look for the playoffs in 1975-1976 What do you find? 4 teams made the playoffs? Really? But that means the screenwriter didn't do his research?
Man.
I'm not saying that I should have expected that much, but a cursory look could have told him everything. And you know what? A franchise playing to stay alive would have been awesome.
Oh well. This post deserves a B. The Movie deserves a D.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Reason #328371829 why Baby Boomers are usless...
Let's face it, being old is lame. Growing old is worse. But let's look at the facts. There comes a time when you'll have to admit it. You're old.
Larry Brown? He's too old. He needs to let go.
You may not have heard this, but the Bobcats gave up a future protected 1st round pick for the Nuggets pick at #20. If you play the hand? It's a marginal, but passable move. At #9 you likely can get something reasonably sexy at the point. And #20 puts you right in the middle of the decent big man derby.
It will likely end up being a reasonably high pick in 2011, but that's neither here nore there. Unless they were hoping for the Grecian Kosta Koufos? It would be fine.
HOWEVER!
Roy Hibbert is not that man. Roy Hibbert is a poor mans Z. In what looks like it could very well be a digital world in Charlotte? Dr. Julius' brother is analog.
He could play in this league, but if Charlotte thinks they aren't going regret it when the Nuggets draft Hunter Mickelson? They are so crazy.
Larry Brown? He's too old. He needs to let go.
You may not have heard this, but the Bobcats gave up a future protected 1st round pick for the Nuggets pick at #20. If you play the hand? It's a marginal, but passable move. At #9 you likely can get something reasonably sexy at the point. And #20 puts you right in the middle of the decent big man derby.
It will likely end up being a reasonably high pick in 2011, but that's neither here nore there. Unless they were hoping for the Grecian Kosta Koufos? It would be fine.
HOWEVER!
Roy Hibbert is not that man. Roy Hibbert is a poor mans Z. In what looks like it could very well be a digital world in Charlotte? Dr. Julius' brother is analog.
He could play in this league, but if Charlotte thinks they aren't going regret it when the Nuggets draft Hunter Mickelson? They are so crazy.
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