ME AM BIZARRO SEVEN SECONDS OR LESS!!!

If you're like me, and if you're reading this, you clearly are. You see some parallels between the 2008 Knicks and the Jack McCallum documented edition of the Phoenix Suns. Chris Duhon is the Dollar Tree Steve Nash. Nate Robinson is the shetland Leandro Barbosa. And Starbury is Amare in the microfracture season.

And as for the salary dump? It works out too. Tim Thomas is only worth a damn when he lucks his way onto a winning team or his contract's up. So next year he's a rotational stud. But as for this year. He will be feast or famine. D'Antoni knows it. We all do.

And with Cuttino Mobley's ability beyond the arc? Duhon could dribble drive some suckers four/fifths of the way into Steve Nash territory.

Instead of you know, three fifths.

And as for the Clippers? Fuck them. Kaman's going to go to clear space.

30 in 30 for the Knicks.

They're a bad team. But I can think of five reasons to root for your new Your Knicks! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

1. Jamal Crawford and Quentin Richardson are bombers who can fit perfectly in the seven seconds or less system.

2. Chris Duhon may not have the quicknessof a Steve Nash, but he can distribute like a professional.

3. Nate Robinson is adorable in the vein of Leandro Barbosa!

4. David Lee's here for the shorties. And the white people.

5. Also, James Dolan is a d-bag. The possibility that he may lose 30 million dollars for his sheer incompetence? Sweet.

Check back next year.

Chris Duhon may not inspire much in terms of Excitement and Charisma

But for pure distributatorial stopgappery, he's a fine choice for D'Antoni. With Robinson as tiny Barbosa, Duhon can be Dollar Tree Nash!

Yeah, D.J. Augustin was available. But still, if the Big Cock is even half-Turkogulu, he'll be a nice kick-out option.

Whatever. I do what I want.

Andrew