It's time for the Bucks to trade for Leandro Barbosa...

I mean, Ridnour's hurt. And Barbosa actually has some defensive stopper in him as well. And the Bucks do have a glut in the Frontcourt.

So here's the idea.

To the Suns: Charlie Villanueva and Damon Jones
To the Bucks: Leandro Barbosa and Alando Tucker

Why this works? Villanueva is a versatile tweener who can contribute as a giant 3 or a pretty good four. Also, the light has turned on somewhat for him.

And for the Bucks, it works on multiple levels. One, a Sessions-Barbosa-Jefferson-Alexander front four could brink back some form of the seven seconds or less. Also, Alando Tucker is live, local, and latebreaking.

And I hate Skiles. This would gaslight the shit out of him.

As news-breaking goes, my tag team partner has a doozy.

Following in the footsteps of Tim Tebow, Elvi Patterson is reporting that Sam Bradford is going to take his name out of the draft. This would be a big blow to the Detroit Lions, as well as the Texas Longhorns.

While it will lose Sam Bradford money? It will protect his sanity.

UPDATE: ALL YOUR STORY BREAKINGS ARE BELONG TO US!

Interesting question?

Would Milton Bradley be insulted by a team that would want him to play first base?

You want to know why Kenny George is awesome...

So you know that Kenny George is out for the year? Yeah. A foot problem. You know this part. Am I right?

Right. And we laughed. We thought if Zydrunas Ilgauskas could handle having foot problems? Why couldn't Kenny George?

You know why that was wrong? Because he got part of his foot amputated. Kerry Von Erich style. And he's gonna be back next year.



And he's going to bring 8 toes of justice.

Hey, look what I did...

So, if you remember my days at Epic Carnival, I'm surprised. I wasn't very memorable, and I hit about .200 during my time at the place. But as voltron blogs go, Epic Carnival's roster is more fluid than a dying dictatorship (The Blog of Hilarity is Youri Andropov). And those whom bridges I may have burned? They're long gone.

Boring backstory aside, Jarrod Washburn didn't get dealt for Boof Bonser. I went wild. Is good for you to read. So read it please.

Seattle Needs Heroes

20 Things I Believe...with no empirical reason to do so.

I'm bored. You bored? Yeah. It is a slow news day. So you know what? I am going to list 100 things that are true...that I can't prove. So, conspiracies, gossip, rumors, half-truths? Welcome. This is where you will live.

1. You know how the Bush administration paid columnists like Armstrong Williams to hype their talking points? Well they did. But they did not catch them all. Yes, I'm looking at Elizabeth from The View. She's a phony!
2. The other player to be named later in the Adam Dunn deal? Chad Tracy. He'll go back to his super-utility role.
3. Video Games are the greatest bane to productivity. Ask a dude who's still working on his Madden 2006 Dynasty. OMG JOSH GOINS NO WAY!
4. Ramon Sessions is going to be the reason Scott Skiles gets fired. (And I'll talk about the trade soon.)
5. Ben Gordon is in that weird place. He's overrated and underrated at the same time. He's got Eric Gordon style skills. And yet? The Bulls have seemingly no use for that scorer.
6. If Ben Gordon goes, any comparison of him with Josh Childress will be moot. It's subjective. You want intelligent versatility or an ability to put the biscuit in the basket? You can't really prove one better.
7. But it will be Josh Childress. I like the afro.
8. People I inexplicably like if you're playing fantasy football the first? J.T. O'Sullivan.
9. Paul Byrd is made of desperate plug-in. Hold on D-Rays.
10. The Tampa Bay Rays should bring American Hero Aubrey Huff. He could fill one of the holes cheapishly.
11. Jose Calderon is my least favorite player in the NBA. Not because he hates Asians...but because he's a hack. Next he'll tell you he likes Flied Lice. GET IT?!?!
12. The XBox 360 ruined the works of Brian Michael Bendis.
13. Dan Didio is bad for comics.
14. Joel Zumaya is about to become nothing more than Nick Neugebauer. (Big power arm who just can't stay healthy.)
15. And Gary Sheffield has ran himself out of another city. Milwaukee, San Diego, Florida, Los Angeles, Atlanta, and New York.
16. Rush Limbaugh is built to say outrageous things to trip up our shit. He's useless, and his listeners are useless. They don't want to be better, they just want to wallow in their own crapulence.
17. The Democratic Congress has been just as bad as its Republican counterparts.
18. The Dark Knight is this generations The Godfather.
19. John C. Reilley will win a best supporting actor Oscar, when he and Ferrell stop fucking around and start getting serious.
20. Dairy Queen's tie in to The Dark Knight has pieces of Heath in it...

Think about that last one...

Drew