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Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Ooooooooooopening Day.
Opening Day for the Brewers wasn't fun. You know it. I know it. But to properly dissect it? You need to get a real journalist.
Keith Morrison reporting.
Keith Morrison:Opening day. It's full of hope. It's full of dreams. For the Milwaukee Brewers, there was a sense of optimism even despite the high-profile defections. After all, they made the playoffs last season.
But little did they know, that what they thought was a light at the end of the tunnel, was merely a poorly pitched baseball.
Ken Macha: I went with experience on Opening Day. Soup has a tendency to pitch to contact--
KM:Was there trouble at home?
Macha: Nah, Soup's a gamer, he'll work through his struggles.
KM: Oohh.
But that wasn't the only problem. The Brewers had more than 20 at bats with a runner close scoring. Ooooooooooooooh. They just didn't hit in the clutch. J.J. Hardy alone hit into two double plays.
JJ: Okay, so I tried too hard to bring the runners home. I'll admit it. Bobby Howry just got me out.
KM: Out for dinner at Fisherman's Wharf?
JJ: ...Nooo. It's a long season. I had a bad day today. I'll be better tomorrow.
KM: I'm more interested in today. Has a handsome man such as yourself ever dined with a respected newsman?
JJ: Yes.
KM: Well I'm going to First Crush. No pressure, I just want to talk further.
KM: The Brewers lost 10 to 6. Yovani Gallardo will start tomorrow. J.J. Hardy? He never showed...
Ohhhhhhhhhhh!
Keith Morrison reporting.
Keith Morrison:Opening day. It's full of hope. It's full of dreams. For the Milwaukee Brewers, there was a sense of optimism even despite the high-profile defections. After all, they made the playoffs last season.
But little did they know, that what they thought was a light at the end of the tunnel, was merely a poorly pitched baseball.
Ken Macha: I went with experience on Opening Day. Soup has a tendency to pitch to contact--
KM:Was there trouble at home?
Macha: Nah, Soup's a gamer, he'll work through his struggles.
KM: Oohh.
But that wasn't the only problem. The Brewers had more than 20 at bats with a runner close scoring. Ooooooooooooooh. They just didn't hit in the clutch. J.J. Hardy alone hit into two double plays.
JJ: Okay, so I tried too hard to bring the runners home. I'll admit it. Bobby Howry just got me out.
KM: Out for dinner at Fisherman's Wharf?
JJ: ...Nooo. It's a long season. I had a bad day today. I'll be better tomorrow.
KM: I'm more interested in today. Has a handsome man such as yourself ever dined with a respected newsman?
JJ: Yes.
KM: Well I'm going to First Crush. No pressure, I just want to talk further.
KM: The Brewers lost 10 to 6. Yovani Gallardo will start tomorrow. J.J. Hardy? He never showed...
Ohhhhhhhhhhh!
Monday, March 9, 2009
8 Minutes of SNL were funny last week...
Which for them is usually good if it doesn't involve Tiny Fey. I have a draft and a state of the Bubble post upcoming. Also chinese food. But please do enjoy...
Yes, Jessica Biel makes a cameo as Jessica Rabbit. Yes Jessica Biel has a great Mae West impression. But you know what? Andy Samberg makes fun of Cathy. And that's hilarious on its own. Not recurring character hilarious. But it was good for this.
Bill Hader as an Alien. It works. There's a backstory here. Why does Dave Del Monte help Greg. I want to know.
There. Saturday Night Live's best parts. 8 out of 72? Not bad.
Yes, Jessica Biel makes a cameo as Jessica Rabbit. Yes Jessica Biel has a great Mae West impression. But you know what? Andy Samberg makes fun of Cathy. And that's hilarious on its own. Not recurring character hilarious. But it was good for this.
Bill Hader as an Alien. It works. There's a backstory here. Why does Dave Del Monte help Greg. I want to know.
There. Saturday Night Live's best parts. 8 out of 72? Not bad.
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