As I am a blogger...

You know the stereotype. I'm a friendless virgin living in my mom's basement. But you know what? I want a chance to change that. I'm out of my Mom's Basement! And I'm looking for someone who enjoys a voluminous knowledge of sports and someone who could use a better narrative.

The candidate? Lynn Jenkins! The Congressional Representative from Kansas' 2nd District! She's a woman looking for a great white hope! And I ask you, blogger Nation! Do I have a shot?

Watch the video...



What say you? Do I have a chance?

Poker Players America's Role Models: Frank Wiese.

So the poker boom may be over regardless of Phil Ivey's magical run to the final table. That doesn't mean you can't find someone who wants to exploit it. Enter Frank Wiese. And enter the best bad commercial...of all time!



On the scale of 1 to 10? This has an unitentional comedy scale of an 7.5. Poker fans will give it a 9.

Wow. Just wow.

This is what went on in Iran today. After one of the most naked cases of fraud at the polls in recent memory, the Iranian people are trying to change the game. The rumor is that Mousavi beat Ahmenidijad by 12 million votes. (He finished 3rd.) And this could be the beginning of somthing special.

I present the YouTube series of Badittude...

Attitude as well as Dadittude...

Are you a bad enough dude to watch Canadians make video game based comedy? Find out...

Here's Part the One!



And here's Part the Two!

I really should rectify a situation...

Earlier this year, I told you about this conclave of wrestling and whimsy that is Chikara Pro. And you delighted in it. But thanks to a twitter tip from frenemy of blog Doug Scheckler. I will show you another reason why Chikara is greatness.



YAY!

I know you've probably seen it in some form or fashion.

I don't care. Every blog needs to post this.



A College Baseball Dance-Off heals everything.

Andrew From The Grand National Championships says join the Nintendo Fun Club Today!

And yes, it is the guy who says shit better than anyone else as Doc Louis. So it's gold for Wire fans.

Playboy Buddy Rose: Dead...

Dead Serious about helping you lose weight!

Dear Brewers Fans...

We're running through the shadows of the night, so baby take my hand and we'll be all right. Surrender all your dreams to me tonight, they'll come true in the end!

Is this staged?

Perhaps. But let's be honest. This motherfucker has some motherfucking dedication to motherfucking swear his goddamn ass off! And apparently he has the ability to make his video game avatars play better by using the N-Word 107 times.

Please...do enjoy.

A brawl? At a wrestler's home? What?

This, my friends, is The Sandman. He is a Pro Wrestler. He is one of the dudes who killed himself in the Mid-1990's for an indie wrestling outfit known as ECW. His gimmick? A drunken badass.

So, dear friends. My question to you. What if I told you he lives his gimmick? Not interested? Okay.

What if I told you he was living his gimmick at a high falutin' gathering in Yonkers? Still not interested? Okay. Fine.

But what if I told you the party was in honor of this man...



That's right. It was a drunken disorderly smackdown at the Home of Capatin Lou Albano! And you know what else kids?

We've got video footage.



Truly, this is American Pop Culture at its finest.

You're welcome.

Ummm...

What is this? Really? It's not hip hop. It's not comedy.



This is the a Homeric Fail.

Quite Frankly, It's The Most Obvious YouTube Video Choice Since Yacht Rock 11

The Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society of Gentlemen had to run an audible. Mr. Smith got demoted to the Stuart Scott role, and was not going to be on the main stage. The story they made was a little less comedic than the story in 2007. But maybe, it was a little more poignant?

You make the call.



Kevin Love will not be a Blogfrican Punching Bag for this and maybe forever.

Aaaah!!!

Come on fucking guy!