Gregg Zaun?

Let's call it like it is. The most logical move in the history of sports. The Brewers had a need for a catcher for the purposes of veteran insurance/leading a time share. They also could have used an upgrade from the poisoned fist of Jason Kendall. They got both.

Not to say that Gregg Zaun is anything above and beyond average? But the team's been going diagonal and not in the fun, so good we'd crush the NL East way. And getting the modern day Joe Oliver for the 2/3 of league average salary? It's a fine move. I'll take it.