Michael Vick is now an Eagle.
The Philadelphia ASPCA is quaking in their boots. Donovan McNabb has suffered more athletic indignity than Sidney Poitier did on screen. A.J. Feeley just lost his job. Basically? Shit just got real.
Does this give Philly fans the motivization they need to retake the throne of the most dickish sports fans in America? Yes. Oh God Yes. Vick's offenses are in the top three of worst offenses that you can commit and still return to football. And lord help him if he sucks.
Isn't this the system where Vick lost his fastball? Yes. The West Coast Offense was something that Vick was awful in. Straight up and flat out.
Does this mean the Eagles are cursed? Yes. How many injuries doe the Eagles have right now? Bradley, Celek, DeSean Jackson, Brian Westbrook? And that's just among the major players.
But hey. Maybe Andy Reid can threaten to eat Vick into becoming a good quarterback. I don't know. But Dallas is not my 32nd least favorite team. I can't believe it.