I know, I know. I don't have my energies focused, and I apologize. I'm going to do a mini-rant of several things that baffle me. So here we go.
10) Why are we firing offensive coordinators right before the season?
I mean really. We're right before the season starts, and three teams have found a way to fire their offensive coordinator. And you know what? That's brilliant. You have two teams who couldn't bring together a new offense without lasting the preseason. Cripes, alfridey get a new offense.
9) The Bucks have failed the offseason.
You have two players under 25 with talent and intrigue who are restricted free agents? You make moves to try and get under the cap. And you don't keep either. Because of Scott Skiles. Awesome.
8) LaGarrette Blount.
That Boise State game was odd. If this was the NFL? Chip Kelly would be on the hot seat. No other top 25 team will ever come into Boise. But you're taking away the man's right to a future with a season-long suspension. You have guys who swing helmets who get four game suspensions. So yeah. Nuts to that.
7) Could Jonathan Crompton have been the problem?
Bowling Green put up numbers Tennessee could have only dreamed about last year. 31 points. I mean, wow.
6) Maybe I was wrong about Temple being this year's Buffalo.
Though Villanova is stealthy in the One dubs because it plays in the same division in Richmond. Good looking out, money.
5) But this was awesome.
4) Oh Michigan...
When naming a true Freshman starter is a relief, you're an irrelevant joke. And I love you for it.
*e-hugs Rich Rodriguez*
3) The Cleveland Browns are comedy gold.
Rumors of Jamal Lewis getting cut. Still no official starting QB. If it wasn't for seven other teams being a mess? This would be awesome.
2) The seven other teams that are a mess?
Buffalo, Kansas City, Tampa Bay, Denver, Oakland, Detroit, and Philadelphia. I may be reaching on Philly, but there are cracks in the facade.
1) The Brewers need to find a way to flip Fielder this off-season.
Sorry about my damn luck, because Fielder is awesome, but they can't live on a diet of Looper and Suppan. They need talent. Or at the very least the bargain guys who came up big at one point.