With the release of DeAngelo Hall after trading a 2nd round pick for him after eight games? Or something like that? I can tell you I can join the NFL.
Audacious? Yes. Have I exercised in earnest since my Freshman year in College? Rarely. But you know what? I can be a transformative figure in the unlikely story of the Oakland Raiders.
At least, that's what I'll tell Al Davis. And he will believe me. Because I am a leader of tomorrow's children. And I will protect JaMarcus Russell with my life.
At least until Dwight Freeney eats me.