Dear Gawker,

I understand that my funny can be best described as accidental. I have only recently realized the limits of that. But I accept it.

But allowing Facebook commenters onto Deadspin may have been a magnaminous gesture.

But the Deadspin commentariat losing their shit after a "First" comment?

That's spectacular. It's Gary Danielson being gay for Florida-larity! Early Christmas For Me!

Bless you.