Now if I knew what it cost to get Gerald Laird?

If I was your Milwaukee Brewers? I would have offered a package of something similar. Or not. I do think he's an upgrade over Kendall, and with a putatively better staff in Detroit? His defense will upgrade even if his offense falls off.

Which it may not. His road splits were actually better away from Arlington?

I KNOW RIGHT?

But for a Manny Parra type who hasn't reached AAA and a dude in the Dominican Summer League? Laird could be a steal for the Dizzle.