Okay, here's the thing.

My erstwhile tag team partner lives in Michigan. He's an awesome "other stuff" guy. He can pick the YouTubes and images as if he was Ozzie Smith.

But somebody? Somebody's too busy trying to better his shit.

He missed out on the Joker Costume worst thief ever. And this? This is frakakta.

DETROIT (AP) - Police say they raided a sex-for-cash party involving 19 adult female prostitutes and two 16-year-old girls, including the hostess's daughter.

Wayne County Sheriff Warren Evans says authorities raided the Detroit home about 4 a.m. Sunday and discovered about 20 adult men, 19 adult female prostitutes, the 39-year-old homeowner, her daughter and another 16-year-old, both of whom were dancing partially nude.

Evans says the men paid a $15 cover charge plus whatever the prostitutes charged for sex. It isn't known whether the underage girls had offered sex for money.

The sheriff says most of the prostitutes and johns were ticketed and released, but the homeowner and three men believed to be involved in operating the party were arrested.

The woman's daughter was taken into protective custody. The other 16-year-old was released to her parents.

Well. See? This is making me feel bad. I had to find this out from not Elvi.

Worst. Take your daughter. To work. Day. Ever.