Did you know I hate George Karl? It's true! He broke my basketball team. He could not co-exist with a rational human being in Ray Allen. So you know what he does? He trades him for Gary Payton.
Nobody likes Gary Payton outside of the Pacific Northwest.
That takes the corp from the uncrowned JOB squad to the Lakers in 2001, and blows the shit up. My team never recovers. Larry Harris becomes general manager. Dan Gadzuric makes 34 million dollars.
And all this because George Karl doesn't have Glenn Robinson inbound the ball instead of taking the shot. I'm a little drunk right now. I want George Karl dead.