(This shit's getting old. I'll do the rest in sentence order.)
Magic: The Frontcourt is what gets them into the second round. And if they show toughness when it counts? They'll go further.
Nuggets: Marcus Camby wasn't the problem. Trading him for nothing will be another one. Punt!
Timbgerwolves: They're not gonna suck. Seriously.
Blazers: Everybody's gonna talk about Greg Oden as the rookie of the year. And that's cool. But you know who'll be #2. Nicholas Batum. He's the French Josh Smith!
Hornets beat the Sixers in 6.
Sorry. That's it. I have real work to do.